The jerk store called...

Nerd alert: for a day of “self, do” duties, my recycled-materials lunch bag filled with fruits, yogurt and vitamins. (Taken with instagram)

Guess which handsome devil got shot today? Shots, I mean. Like inoculations, not jaeger. And also a bath. Hot damn. (Taken with instagram)

Oh, Florida. Why are you so crazy? (Taken with instagram)

The free doggie ice cream Sal got at Pet Set’s doggie happy hour looks so good that I’m tempted to eat it myself (Taken with instagram)

Great cocktail menu at #TheLawrence - looking forward to trying the Lady Lawrence! (Taken with instagram)

Still a fan of the sweater koozies from the #cnngrill (Taken with instagram)

New meaning to “sweet child o’ mine,” hilarious. (Taken with instagram)

maddieonthings.com - I need to do a version of this with Sal. #dogsthatrock (Taken with instagram)

Literally all my favorite cities. Heart you, EW! (Taken with instagram)

Live from Santa Monica, it’s Friday morning!

I undoubtedly have an investigative reporting exposé in my future.